Caption competition for todays BBQ

[gary tompkins]

It's 'guess the conversation time' folks :burnout:

[fatbloke]

Honest Jan it used to be this long!!!!!

[Jim66a]

Ohh those were the days, My back tyre was only this wide! not like these fandango 180's they have today.... ;)

[spacemonkey]

So anyway, it blew a hole this big in my underpants....

[gary tompkins]

So I said you'll never fit something this wide in there, but luckily he had a tub of lard in his pocket... :twisted:

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I could see Rossi had missed his braking point, so nipped up his inside like this and squeezed one off to act as a smoke screen :D

[Lady-Bob]

...... Ian Dury demonstrating just how small his blockheads were back in the " 'ol days"

[Didge]

Honest Jan it used to be this long!!!!!

I was actually describing the girth Terry.

[BoozyBOB]

and you just bounce the invisable gnome on your knee...and tickle his chin....