little devil
25-07-2005, 09:16 PM
A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and
sees this BIG African American guy standing next to
him.
The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and
says: " 7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left
testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown.
The small man faints dead away and falls to the floor.
The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big
fellow says, "
What's wrong with you?"
In a weak voice the little guy says, what EXACTLY did you say to
me?"
The big dude says , I saw the curious look and figured I'd
just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks
me. I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch penis, My
left testicle weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds
and my name is Turner Brown.
The small guy says " Turner Brown? Thank God!
I thought you said Turn around!
sees this BIG African American guy standing next to
him.
The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and
says: " 7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left
testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown.
The small man faints dead away and falls to the floor.
The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big
fellow says, "
What's wrong with you?"
In a weak voice the little guy says, what EXACTLY did you say to
me?"
The big dude says , I saw the curious look and figured I'd
just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks
me. I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch penis, My
left testicle weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds
and my name is Turner Brown.
The small guy says " Turner Brown? Thank God!
I thought you said Turn around!