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Didge
25-07-2005, 09:12 PM
............Say you were out riding by yourself, then suddenly, the ol' sphincter kicks in, sending an urgent message to your brain that there is a 'two pounder' awaiting urgent release.
So you park your bike in a quiet spot, scuttle off behind a tree, and start to release the troublesome load.
You then here some people approaching.
Do you:-
A) Remain there, until the very end, just to drop the bonus ball,

B) or is it a quick crimp and away?

lenny
25-07-2005, 09:22 PM
i started so i will finish :o :) :) :) happy now just wave :bunny:

Scotty
25-07-2005, 09:24 PM
ive always had the inclination to hold it in
ive nearly killed myself doing that once
i think as one gets older you would tend to vear away from embaresment and just continue , with perhaps a cheary hello if you were spotted

spacemonkey
26-07-2005, 06:16 PM
Start a conversation about the weather? It's amazing how many people will join in the conversation...

MilesB
26-07-2005, 07:00 PM
Remember

"A wise man goes when he can... A foolish man goes when he has to!"

lenny
26-07-2005, 08:01 PM
hi all

its not as bad doing it in winter if you get caught you can always ask them if they would like to warm there hands while its still warm that works a treat

claicerrig
27-07-2005, 08:51 PM
I would just show them my card that explains my situation medically :D

And just let it flow :eek: