Two tough questions:

[Chappers]

>>Question 1:
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>>If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who
>>were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had
>>syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?
>>
>>
>>Read the next question before looking at the answer for this one.
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>>
>>
>>Question 2:
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>>It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here
>>are the facts about the three leading candidates.
>>
>>
>>Candidate A -
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>>Associates with crooked poli ticians, and consults with astrologists.
>>He's had two Mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10
>>martinis a day.
>>
>>
>>Candidate B -
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>>He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in
>>college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.
>>
>>
>>Candidate C -
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>>He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an
>>occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.
>>
>>
>>
>>Which of these candidates would be your Choice?
>>
>>Decide first, no peeking, then scroll down for the answer.
>>
>>
>>
>>----------------------------------------------
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>>
>>
>>Candidate A: is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
>>Candidate B: is Winston Churchill.
>>Candidate C: is Adolph Hitler.
>>
>>
>>And, by the way, the answer to the abortion question: If you said yes,
>>you just killed Beethoven.
>>
>>Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging
>>someone.
>>
>>Never be afraid to try something new.
>>
>>Remember:
>>
>>
>>Amateurs built the Ark
>>
>>Professionals built the Titanic
>>
>>
>>
>>and in case you never saw this one..! .
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>>Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500
>>employees and has the following statistics:
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>>* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
>>* 7 have been arrested for fraud
>>* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
>>* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
>>* 3 have done time for assault
>>* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
>>* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
>>* 8 have been ar rested for shoplifting
>>* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
>>* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year
>>
>>Can you guess which organization this is?
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>Give up yet?
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>>
>>
>>
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>>It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group of
>>idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep
>>the rest of us in line.

[Didge]

There are scores of MP's and ex-MP's from all 3 of the main parties in this country who have been done for crimes such as child abuse, assault, fraud etc. etc.
Don't think that the USA is the only country that suffers double standards from it's politicians. Virtually every country on the planet suffers from this sort of thing.
It's one of the many reasons I have no time for these idiots.

[Chappers]

I never ever vote :o

[Mark Walker]

>>Remember:
>>
>>
>>Amateurs built the Ark
>>
>>Professionals built the Titanic
.

Amateurs? Amateurs with plans detailed by God himself.......hardly amateurish......now if the Titanic builders had holy blue prints........

:D

[stef]

These are of course designed to amuse us, not really to be taken seriously !

-billions of other factors in hitler's personna outweight the few facts quoted here.
-abortion was not really reliable at the time of beetoven.
-arrests doesnt mean convictions, nor does being accused. I have been accused of many ideous things i am completely innocent of.

and what ark ?
complete ruuuuuubbbbbbish this chappers.. ;)

now that this has been put right, back to serious matters.



( i go and p*ss on somebody else's chips....)

[DesmoDog]

Well it was holy after a fashion - or a chance encouter with an iceberg anyway. and you know, I just know that was amerikan when I read the "Adolph" bit.