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Chappers
20-07-2005, 03:51 PM
Cinderella is now 95 years old.

After a fulfilling life with the now dead Prince Charming, she happily nods
gently in the sunshine upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by
from her front porch, with a big black cat named Bob for companionship.

One sunny afternoon out of nowhere, appeared the fairy godmother.

Cinderella said, "My goodness, Fairy Godmother, I am happy to see you again.
But what are you doing here after all these years"?

The fairy godmother replied, "Cinderella, you have lived an exemplary life
since I last saw you. Is there anything for which your heart still yearns?"

Cinderella, overjoyed, uttered her first wish; "The prince was a wonderful
man, but not much of an investor. I'm living hand to mouth on my little
widow's pension, so I wish I was extremely wealthy."

Instantly her rocking chair turned into solid gold

Cinderella said, "Ooh, thank you, Fairy Godmother". The fairy godmother
replied "Its the least that I can do. What do you want for your second
wish?"

Cinderella looked down at her frail body, and said, "I wish I were young
again, full of the beauty and energy I once had."

Instantly, her wish became reality, and she was transformed, beautiful and
vibrant again, with a surging desire for passion and love.

And then the fairy godmother spoke once more: "You have one more wish
Cinders; what shall it be?"

Cinderella looked over to the frightened cat in the corner and said, "I wish
for you to transform Bob, my old cat, into a kind and handsome young man."

Magically, in a flash of white light, Bob underwent so fundamental a change
in his biological make-up that, when he stood before her, he was a man so
beautiful she gasped with delight and anticipation.

The fairy godmother said, "Congratulations, Cinderella, enjoy your new
life." With a blazing shock of bright blue electricity,her fairy godmother
was gone as suddenly as she had appeared.

For a few eerie moments, Bob and Cinderella looked longingly into each
other's eyes.

Cinderella sat, breathless, gazing at the most beautiful, stunningly perfect
man she had ever seen.

Then Bob walked slowly over to Cinderella and held her close in his young
muscular arms.

As he kissed her gently, she stirred in anticipation.

He leaned in closer, softly blowing her golden hair with his warm sweet
breath.

And whispered in her ear...

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"Bet you're sorry you neutered me."