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babeonaduke
17-07-2005, 09:45 AM
Some Advice About Men

1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's
in nappies.

2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You
shut the door.

3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be
able to put them all up there.

4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little
to be out alone.

5. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they
never mature anyway.

6. Men are all the same - they just have different
faces, so that you can tell them apart.

7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed
the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are
the do-it-yourself types.

9. Best way to get a man to do something is to
suggest he is too old for it.

10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental
hospital.

12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert
for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask
for directions.

13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested
in, tell him cheque books.

14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you
tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.

15. Sadly, all men are created equal.

Never mind girls

snakey
17-07-2005, 10:15 AM
All Bitter and twisted then !!!! :rolleyes:

Mr Cake
17-07-2005, 10:24 AM
Been watching a little too much Loose Women perhaps? I don't understand that programme, four desperate wrinklies sat behind a desk whinging, "We hate men!.. Oooooo but we all want one!". Thats women for you I suppose :rolleyes:

Just a couple of my favourites,

If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
Sometimes, we're not thinking about you. Live with it.
Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.

...And my personal favourite,

In the Poker game of life, women are the rake.

Dave

babeonaduke
17-07-2005, 01:24 PM
It must be the female species who inherited the sense of humour.
I am not bitter or twisted, wish I could be. Life is too short. Just enjoy a bit of fun.
A smile a day is what I prescribe myself.
Sorry if you found it offensive.
I am sure you will get your own back.
:lol: :bunny: :lol:

fatbloke
17-07-2005, 01:37 PM
hey hey of course we blokes have a sense of humour, we marry women!