bignj
15-07-2005, 03:56 PM
Ian Botham was eating in a restaurant and there was a gorgeous woman sitting at the next table. Suddenly the woman sneezed violently and her glass eye came flying out of her socket towards him. With his superb cricketer’s reflexes, Botham reached out and caught it. “Oh my God, I am so sorry” the woman said as she retrieved the eye and popped it back into place. “Let me buy you dinner to make it up to you.” After the meal, Botham thanked her for the delicious food and a splendid evening. “Are you this kind to every man you meet?” he asked. “No” she replied. “You just happened to catch my eye”.