Chappers
14-07-2005, 10:37 AM
Five cannibals get appointed as programmers in an IT company.
During the welcoming ceremony the boss says: "You're all part of our
team now. You can earn good money here, and you can go to the company
canteen for something to eat. So don't trouble the other employees".
The cannibals promise not to trouble the other employees.
Four weeks later the boss returns and says: "You're all working very
hard, and I'm very satisfied with all of you. One of our cleaners has
disappeared however. Do any of you know what happened to her?" The
cannibals disavow all knowledge of the missing cleaner.
After the boss has left, the leader of the cannibals says to the
others: "Which of you idiots ate the cleaner?" A hand raises
hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals says: "You fool! For
four weeks we've been eating the Team Leaders, Managers, and Project
Managers so no-one would notice anything, and you have to go and eat
the cleaner!"
During the welcoming ceremony the boss says: "You're all part of our
team now. You can earn good money here, and you can go to the company
canteen for something to eat. So don't trouble the other employees".
The cannibals promise not to trouble the other employees.
Four weeks later the boss returns and says: "You're all working very
hard, and I'm very satisfied with all of you. One of our cleaners has
disappeared however. Do any of you know what happened to her?" The
cannibals disavow all knowledge of the missing cleaner.
After the boss has left, the leader of the cannibals says to the
others: "Which of you idiots ate the cleaner?" A hand raises
hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals says: "You fool! For
four weeks we've been eating the Team Leaders, Managers, and Project
Managers so no-one would notice anything, and you have to go and eat
the cleaner!"