dean
14-07-2005, 10:03 AM
for the blokes that is.
>At last!! A decent chain letter as opposed to the normal chain
>letters/pyramid schemes. This one costs nothing, and you can only
>win. Simply send this e-mail to 9 of your mates.
>
> INSTRUCTIONS:
> Anaesthetise your wife or girlfriend, put her in a large box,
>(don't forget some ventilation holes), and send it to the person who is at
>the top of your list. Soon, your name will be at the top of the list, and
>you will receive 823,542 women through the post. Statistically, among those
>women
>will be at least:
> 0.5 Miss Worlds
> 2.5 Models
> 463 Wild nymphos
>3,234 Good-looking nymphos
>20,198 Who enjoy multiple orgasms
>40,198 Bi-sexual women.
>In total, that is 64,294 women who are simply hornier, less
>inhibited, and tastier than the grumpy old bag you posted off. And, best of
>all, your original package is guaranteed not to be one of those that come
>back
>to you.
>
> DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN LETTER
>One bloke for example who sent the letter to only 5 instead
>of 9 of his friends got his original bird back, still in the old dressing
>gown he sent her off in, with the same old migraine attack, and the
>'accusing expression' on her face. On the same day, the international
>supermodel he'd been living with since he sent off his old girlfriend
>moved out to
>live with his best friend (to whom he had not sent the chain letter).
>While I am sending this letter, the bloke that is in 6th place above
>me has already received 837 women and is lying in hospital suffering
>from exhaustion. Outside his ward are 452 more packages.
>
>YOU MUST BELIEVE THIS E-MAIL
>This is a unique opportunity to achieve a totally satisfying sex life.
>
>No expensive meals out, no lengthy conversations about trivialities
>(that only interest women). No obligations, no grumpy mother-in-laws, and
>no
>unpleasant surprises like marriage or engagement. Do not
>hesitate........send this letter today to 9 of your friends.
>PS - Even when you have no wife or girlfriend, you can send your
>hoover
>PPS - This letter can also be copied to women you know so that they
>can prepare themselves for the great adventure that they may soon
>undertake.
>
>At last!! A decent chain letter as opposed to the normal chain
>letters/pyramid schemes. This one costs nothing, and you can only
>win. Simply send this e-mail to 9 of your mates.
>
> INSTRUCTIONS:
> Anaesthetise your wife or girlfriend, put her in a large box,
>(don't forget some ventilation holes), and send it to the person who is at
>the top of your list. Soon, your name will be at the top of the list, and
>you will receive 823,542 women through the post. Statistically, among those
>women
>will be at least:
> 0.5 Miss Worlds
> 2.5 Models
> 463 Wild nymphos
>3,234 Good-looking nymphos
>20,198 Who enjoy multiple orgasms
>40,198 Bi-sexual women.
>In total, that is 64,294 women who are simply hornier, less
>inhibited, and tastier than the grumpy old bag you posted off. And, best of
>all, your original package is guaranteed not to be one of those that come
>back
>to you.
>
> DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN LETTER
>One bloke for example who sent the letter to only 5 instead
>of 9 of his friends got his original bird back, still in the old dressing
>gown he sent her off in, with the same old migraine attack, and the
>'accusing expression' on her face. On the same day, the international
>supermodel he'd been living with since he sent off his old girlfriend
>moved out to
>live with his best friend (to whom he had not sent the chain letter).
>While I am sending this letter, the bloke that is in 6th place above
>me has already received 837 women and is lying in hospital suffering
>from exhaustion. Outside his ward are 452 more packages.
>
>YOU MUST BELIEVE THIS E-MAIL
>This is a unique opportunity to achieve a totally satisfying sex life.
>
>No expensive meals out, no lengthy conversations about trivialities
>(that only interest women). No obligations, no grumpy mother-in-laws, and
>no
>unpleasant surprises like marriage or engagement. Do not
>hesitate........send this letter today to 9 of your friends.
>PS - Even when you have no wife or girlfriend, you can send your
>hoover
>PPS - This letter can also be copied to women you know so that they
>can prepare themselves for the great adventure that they may soon
>undertake.
>