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Chappers
06-07-2005, 02:40 PM
>>> A woman awoke during the night to find that her husband was not in
>>> their bed. She put on her robe and went downstairs to look for him. She
>>> found him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in
>>> front of him.
>>>
>>> He appeared to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She
>>> watched as he wiped a tear from his eye and took a sip of his coffee.
>>> "What's the matter, dear?" she whispered as she stepped into the room,
>>> "Why are you down here at this time of night?"
>>>
>>> The husband looked up from his coffee, "Do you remember 20 years ago
>>> when we were dating, and you were only 16?" he asked solemnly. The wife
>>> is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring and
>>> sensitive.
>>>
>>> "Yes I do," she replied . The husband paused. The words were not coming
>>> easily. "Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of
>>> my car making love?" "Yes, I remember," said the wife, and lowered
>>> herself into a chair beside him. The husband continued. "Do you
>>> remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you
>>> marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years?'"
>>>
>>>"I remember that too" she replied softly.
>>>
>>>He wiped another tear from his cheek and said..............
>>>
>>>............... "I would have gotten out today."

SAMMYE
06-07-2005, 03:39 PM
Didnt realise you could get sent to prison for 20 years for having a shotgun shoved in your face!?!

The Kevlar Kid
06-07-2005, 05:37 PM
I see people are taking extracts from my autobiography again... :D

Chappers
08-07-2005, 09:50 AM
I see people are taking extracts from my autobiography again... :D

Just you wait til I see Mags...you're sooo gonna get it :twisted: :lol:

The Kevlar Kid
08-07-2005, 11:37 AM
Just you wait til I see Mags...you're sooo gonna get it :twisted: :lol:

Errrrr, ahem..... yes.

Time to hide...... :D