Chappers
30-06-2005, 04:12 PM
A bloke on his way into work this morning came to a standstill in the traffic and thinks to himself: "Hell, this traffic seems worse than usual, nothing's moving."
He notices a policeman walking back and forth between the line of cars so he rolls down his window and asks what the hold up is.
The cop replies "It's a Man U fan, he's depressed about losing the premiership to Arsenal last season and again to Chelsea this season, being knocked out of Europe, losing in the FA Cup final, selling out to that Yank and winning naff all after gobbing off all season whilst Liverpool have won the European Cup. He's threatening to douse himself in petrol and set himself on fire. He says his family hates him and his mates are all laughing at him. I'm walking around taking a collection for him."
"Oh really?" says the bloke "How much have you collected so far?"
“Only about a gallon, but a lot of people are still siphoning!"
He notices a policeman walking back and forth between the line of cars so he rolls down his window and asks what the hold up is.
The cop replies "It's a Man U fan, he's depressed about losing the premiership to Arsenal last season and again to Chelsea this season, being knocked out of Europe, losing in the FA Cup final, selling out to that Yank and winning naff all after gobbing off all season whilst Liverpool have won the European Cup. He's threatening to douse himself in petrol and set himself on fire. He says his family hates him and his mates are all laughing at him. I'm walking around taking a collection for him."
"Oh really?" says the bloke "How much have you collected so far?"
“Only about a gallon, but a lot of people are still siphoning!"