steviej
17-06-2005, 02:57 PM
A chap staying at the Ritz Hotel in London removes a card offering Sexual services from a telephone box on Piccadilly. Back at the hotel he rings the number.
A lady with a cultured, silky soft voice answers and asks if she can be of assistance.
The gentleman says,
"I'd like a blow job, a missionary shag, some doggie-style FUN, some mild bondage, and I think I'd like to finish off with a boob ****. Is that OK"?
The lady says:
"It sounds intriguing sir, but you might like to press 9 first to get an outside line."
A lady with a cultured, silky soft voice answers and asks if she can be of assistance.
The gentleman says,
"I'd like a blow job, a missionary shag, some doggie-style FUN, some mild bondage, and I think I'd like to finish off with a boob ****. Is that OK"?
The lady says:
"It sounds intriguing sir, but you might like to press 9 first to get an outside line."