so true

[cheeky monkey]

>
> Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries
> are dead?
>
> Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know
> there is not enough?
>
> Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion
> stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
>
> Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
>
> Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
>
> Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you
> throw a revolver at him?
>
> Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
>
> Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
>
> What is the speed of darkness?
>
> If you send someone 'Styrofoam, how do you pack it?
>
> If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice
> as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?
>
> If it's true that we are here to help others, what are the others
> doing here?
>
> How important does a person have to be before they are considered
> assassinated instead of just murdered?
>
> Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
>
> How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would
> be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
>
> Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake
> up every two hours?
>
> If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
>
> Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in
binoculars
> to look at things on the ground?
>
> Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see
> you naked anyway.....
>