The Hoff in 2005...

[Chappers]

Raul, Ronaldo and Beckham were all at Real Madrid's canteen. They were

eating lunch and Raul said; "Tapas again! If I get tapas one more time
for

lunch I'm going to jump off the top of the stadium." Ronaldo opened his

lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more
time

I'm going to jump off, too." Beckham opened his lunch and said, "Ham &

Cheese again. If I get a Ham & Cheese sandwich one more time, I'm
jumping

too."

The next day Raul opened his lunch box, saw Tapas and jumped to his
death.

Ronaldo opened his lunch, saw a burrito and jumped too. Beckham opened
his

lunch, saw the Ham & Cheese and jumped to his death as well.

At the funeral Raul's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how
really

tired he was of Tapas I never would have given it to him again!"

Ronaldo's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or

enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."

Everyone turned and stared at the skinny arseless bint wearing oversized

sun

glasses and trailer trash trucker baseball cap. "Hey, don't look at me,"

said Posh, "David makes his own lunch."