All You Women..........

[Didge]

........take note.

[Pedro]

I think you're gonna get a slap for that......

[Julie]

...and i'll be first in the queue to slap him!

[Mand]

With me second in the queue!

Now where's my hair rollers.......

[Chappers]

3rd in the queue, best get me Oil of Ugly out :rolleyes:

[Ruth]

if women will live with men what do they expect?

[Lost Again]

I don't see what the fuss is about here. I think didge has raised a valid point. it seems that women these days just don't know their place. Reminds me of a sketch on the fast show a while back of a housewife trying to join in an intellectual after dinner conversation between 2 men. it brought about the marvellous phrase..

Women..... Know your limits.






Ummm, i think i'll keep the body armour on at the weekender....

[Chappers]

I don't see what the fuss is about here. I think didge has raised a valid point. it seems that women these days just don't know their place. Reminds me of a sketch on the fast show a while back of a housewife trying to join in an intellectual after dinner conversation between 2 men. it brought about the marvellous phrase..

Women..... Know your limits.

Ummm, i think i'll keep the body armour on at the weekender....


Think you've persuaded me to go Ruth's way - men...who needs them :p

Ps. Think you'll defo need that armour on @ The Weekender :twisted:

[Lost Again]

I'll be fine. I'm young sweet and innocent and can charm my way out of any situation. ;)

Failing that I'll put on my beer armour and see what happens.

[Julie]

Men..... Know your limits.





...is what i think you mean!?

[Lost Again]

now don't be silly deary, we all know that men have no limits. you go off and do some knitting, all this thinking must have taken its toll on you.






hmmm, should probably assume a false identity at the weekender. I do believe my opinions aren't shared by all. From the wisdom of Monty Python..... Run Away!!

[Julie]

now don't be silly deary, we all know that men have no limits. you go off and do some knitting, all this thinking must have taken its toll on you.






hmmm, should probably assume a false identity at the weekender. I do believe my opinions aren't shared by all. From the wisdom of Monty Python..... Run Away!!

If you are from that school of thought my boy, then may I say YOU are the one riding a 'girls' bike!?

[Lost Again]

I may well ride a girls bike but surely its not the size that counts. The only reason I've got a small one is because when i bought it i was a mere 19 years old, and that was only a year and a half ago (aaah, young as well as beautiful. I'm blessed). don't worry, i'll get a bigger bike soon. well, whenever Mr. insurance bloke stops chasing me with a big stick and a tub of vaseline. could be worse, he could just have the stick :eek:

[Lost Again]

just remembered, me bikes not a 600 anyways. i put a 680 kit in a while ago so nar nar to you :p

[nik_the_brief]

If you are from that school of thought my boy, then may I say YOU are the one riding a 'girls' bike!?

Me too but I'm comfortable enough in my masculinity to do so without embarrassment!

[Lost Again]

anyways, it doesn't matter what you ride. its the way that you ride it.

anyways, must toddle off now and ask a lass i met the other day if she wants to sit on my monster. even though it is only a small one. arf arf

[Didge]

Julie, Mand & Chappers, I'll be waiting for my slapping session at the weekender with great glee.
Do I bring my bondage gear, or will an orange and bin-liner suffice?
Yours in anticipation
Dirty Didge

[Mand]

My dear didgeredoooo!!!

A gimp mask would be enough. :twisted:

[The Kevlar Kid]

I'd laugh - but the wife would withdraw all nocturnal favours (daytime ones too).

[scrumpster]

MEN!!!! :rolleyes:

[Lost Again]

Yep, Bloody brilliant aren't we.
Now you just toddle off to the kitchen, I'm sure you've work to be doing.

[Didge]

.......And put the bloody kettle on. I want a nice cuppa.

[Lost Again]

I shall be having my afternoon nap now. When I wake I shall require some sustinence. If my meal impresses me enough I may even let you leave the hoovering for today and have five minutes to yourself. Now run along, theres the garden to attend to in the meantime.

[scrumpster]

And you know what my reply to those last posts would be????? I am too polite to say but if this :bunny: had one ear it would be close!!! :D Get my drift??

[Banshee]

WOMEN KNOW YOUR LIMITS...

As a mans brain fills up........

[Didge]

And you know what my reply to those last posts would be????? I am too polite to say but if this :bunny: had one ear it would be close!!! :D Get my drift??

Oooh! I do like a fiesty strumpet. Now, where's my tea?

[slob]

Shouldn't this thread be in 'Humor & Jokes' or even 'Mindless Twaddle' rather than 'Random Chat'....bring back Richard_S!

[scrumpster]

Shouldn't this thread be in 'Humor & Jokes' or even 'Mindless Twaddle' rather than 'Random Chat'....bring back Richard_S!


Now, now slob, have you had a humourectomy by any chance, or are you a man? :rolleyes:

[Didge]

Shouldn't this thread be in 'Humor & Jokes' or even 'Mindless Twaddle' rather than 'Random Chat'....bring back Richard_S!

There's nothing humorous or jokey about telling women where they stand.

[scrumpster]

There's nothing humorous or jokey about telling women where they stand.


I quite agree, you men are well random!!!!