Chappers
14-04-2005, 09:24 AM
A widow put an ad in the paper. It read:
Wanted: A man who won't beat on me, won't run out on me, and can make me scream in bed.
A few days after she ran the ad, her doorbell rang.
She opened the door to find a man in a wheelchair.
"May I help you?" the woman asked.
"I am here in response to the ad in the paper. You said you wanted a man who wouldn't beat on you. I can't, I don't have any arms. You said you wanted a man who wouldn't run out on you. I don't have any legs, so I can't."
"Yes...," interrupted the woman, "but if you had read the ad further, I also said I wanted a man to make me scream in bed."
"I know." he replied. "How do you think I rang the doorbell?"
Wanted: A man who won't beat on me, won't run out on me, and can make me scream in bed.
A few days after she ran the ad, her doorbell rang.
She opened the door to find a man in a wheelchair.
"May I help you?" the woman asked.
"I am here in response to the ad in the paper. You said you wanted a man who wouldn't beat on you. I can't, I don't have any arms. You said you wanted a man who wouldn't run out on you. I don't have any legs, so I can't."
"Yes...," interrupted the woman, "but if you had read the ad further, I also said I wanted a man to make me scream in bed."
"I know." he replied. "How do you think I rang the doorbell?"