Didge
11-04-2005, 11:33 AM
Some of these have been up before, but there's some new one's as well:-
Real warning labels found on products:-
1. On a blanket from Taiwan -
NOT TO BE USED AS PROTECTION FROM A TORNADO.
2. On a helmet mounted mirror used by US cyclists -
REMEMBER, OBJECTS IN THE MIRROR ARE ACTUALLY BEHIND YOU.
3. On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink -
AFTER OPENING, KEEP UPRIGHT.
4. On a New Zealand insect spray -
THIS PRODUCT NOT TESTED ON ANIMALS.
5. On a Japanese product used to relieve paonful haemorrhoids - LIE DOWN ON
BED AND INSERT POSCOOL SLOWLY UP TO THE PROJECTED PORTION LIKE A SWORD-GUARD
INTO ANAL DUCT. WHILE INSERTING POSCOOL FOR APPROXIMATELY 5 MINUTES, KEEP
QUIET.
6. On a packet of Sunmaid raisins -
WHY NOT TRY TOSSING OVER YOUR FAVOURITE BREAKFAST CEREAL?
7. On a Sears hairdryer -
DO NOT USE WHILE SLEEPING.
8. On M&S Bread Pudding -
PRODUCT WILL BE HOT AFTER HEATING.
9. On a Korean kitchen knife -
WARNING: KEEP OUT OF CHILDREN.
10. On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights -
FOR INDOOR OR OUTDOOR USE ONLY.
11. On Sainsbury's peanuts -
WARNING - CONTAINS NUTS.
12. On a Swedish chainsaw -
DO NOT ATTEMPT TO STOP CHAIN WITH YOUR HANDS OR GENITALS.
13. On some frozen dinners -
SERVING SUGGESTION: DEFROST.
14. On a hotel provided shower cap in a box -
FITS ONE HEAD.
15. On packaging for a Rowenta iron -
DO NOT IRON CLOTHES ON BODY.
16. On Boots' "Children's" cough medicine -
DO NOT DRIVE CAR OR OPERATE MACHINERY.
17. On Nytol sleep aid -
WARNING: MAY CAUSE DROWSINESS
Real warning labels found on products:-
1. On a blanket from Taiwan -
NOT TO BE USED AS PROTECTION FROM A TORNADO.
2. On a helmet mounted mirror used by US cyclists -
REMEMBER, OBJECTS IN THE MIRROR ARE ACTUALLY BEHIND YOU.
3. On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink -
AFTER OPENING, KEEP UPRIGHT.
4. On a New Zealand insect spray -
THIS PRODUCT NOT TESTED ON ANIMALS.
5. On a Japanese product used to relieve paonful haemorrhoids - LIE DOWN ON
BED AND INSERT POSCOOL SLOWLY UP TO THE PROJECTED PORTION LIKE A SWORD-GUARD
INTO ANAL DUCT. WHILE INSERTING POSCOOL FOR APPROXIMATELY 5 MINUTES, KEEP
QUIET.
6. On a packet of Sunmaid raisins -
WHY NOT TRY TOSSING OVER YOUR FAVOURITE BREAKFAST CEREAL?
7. On a Sears hairdryer -
DO NOT USE WHILE SLEEPING.
8. On M&S Bread Pudding -
PRODUCT WILL BE HOT AFTER HEATING.
9. On a Korean kitchen knife -
WARNING: KEEP OUT OF CHILDREN.
10. On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights -
FOR INDOOR OR OUTDOOR USE ONLY.
11. On Sainsbury's peanuts -
WARNING - CONTAINS NUTS.
12. On a Swedish chainsaw -
DO NOT ATTEMPT TO STOP CHAIN WITH YOUR HANDS OR GENITALS.
13. On some frozen dinners -
SERVING SUGGESTION: DEFROST.
14. On a hotel provided shower cap in a box -
FITS ONE HEAD.
15. On packaging for a Rowenta iron -
DO NOT IRON CLOTHES ON BODY.
16. On Boots' "Children's" cough medicine -
DO NOT DRIVE CAR OR OPERATE MACHINERY.
17. On Nytol sleep aid -
WARNING: MAY CAUSE DROWSINESS