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Nonnie
06-04-2005, 11:14 AM
I got me a ticket to the weekender today. Will there be music and dancing? If not, step inside my transporter and I will teleport ya.
Tom
06-04-2005, 12:00 PM
Great !! Thank you very much.

Now i have that tune stuck in my head !!!!!!!
Nonnie
06-04-2005, 12:18 PM
But it's such a great tune I'm sure you will forgive me. :D
Tom
06-04-2005, 02:28 PM
True true .. and all at work were getting sick of me whistling ''is this the way to Amarillo'' anyway !!!!

:D :D :D
JMo
06-04-2005, 03:50 PM
Will there be music and dancing?

Well, so far for the Saturday night caberet line-up we have the Alex & Richard show (a bit like Derek and Clive, but even more obscure), the perenial favorite of Lap-dancing Didge, and I heard the Hush Puppie Dog was going to make a guest apperance and do a turn... now if only we could get Bob Dixon to do a 10 minute stand-up... hmmmmmmmm...

xxx
CraigMac
06-04-2005, 03:57 PM
Bob Dixon doing a 10 minute stand up.........
Thats asking a lot..
I think he's going to need a "Fluffer"...
I didn't think it was going to be that kind of do..!!

Regards..
Didge
06-04-2005, 04:00 PM
Bob Dixon doing a 10 minute stand up.........
Thats asking a lot..
I think he's going to need a "Fluffer"...
I didn't think it was going to be that kind of do..!!

Regards..

It can be any 'do' one wishes, in fact I was thinking of 'doing' a musical gaseous 'do-do' or two.
Nonnie
06-04-2005, 05:10 PM
Well, so far for the Saturday night caberet line-up we have the Alex & Richard show (a bit like Derek and Clive, but even more obscure
xxx
There are still tickets left? I am soo glad they haven't sold out!
JMo
06-04-2005, 05:14 PM
Bob Dixon doing a 10 minute stand up.........
Thats asking a lot..
I think he's going to need a "Fluffer"...
I didn't think it was going to be that kind of do..!!

Regards..

Funny you should say that, originally it was going to be an open mike do... but Mike really didn't fancy that...

xxx
Julie
06-04-2005, 05:15 PM
Well, so far for the Saturday night caberet line-up we have the Alex & Richard show (a bit like Derek and Clive, but even more obscure), the perenial favorite of Lap-dancing Didge, and I heard the Hush Puppie Dog was going to make a guest apperance and do a turn... now if only we could get Bob Dixon to do a 10 minute stand-up... hmmmmmmmm...

xxx

is the Hush puppie dog going to be riding a Harley D? woof woof
A Yerbury
06-04-2005, 05:26 PM
ere, that Greta Garbo etc etc
JMo
06-04-2005, 05:28 PM
ere, that Greta Garbo etc etc

I thought it was Jane Mansfield?

xxx
scrumpster
06-04-2005, 05:39 PM
I got me a ticket to the weekender today. Will there be music and dancing? If not, step inside my transporter and I will teleport ya.

I got mine too :D oh how exciting.........the place looks lovely too - what song you lot on about ??? :confused:
A Yerbury
06-04-2005, 05:41 PM
they were both mentioned in the same routine, I think?
JMo
06-04-2005, 05:56 PM
they were both mentioned in the same routine, I think?

Quite possibly - those fekkin' lobsters get everywhere...

xxx
A Yerbury
06-04-2005, 06:47 PM
should the mob get to Richard on Sat I will allow you to play Dud to my pete Jen!
AY.xxx
JMo
06-04-2005, 06:53 PM
should the mob get to Richard on Sat I will allow you to play Dud to my pete Jen!
AY.xxx

Surely Beatrice to your Bened i ck dahling...

xxx
A Yerbury
06-04-2005, 07:06 PM
Very well, we can confess our love for one another after a few bottles of the italian red stuff, Mr Richard Sellers has booked a family room so space is not a problem, I'm off to brush up my libretto.
Richard_S
06-04-2005, 07:31 PM
sorry al I'm bringing the kids along in the hope that they will learn about human relationships and development in the big wide world. bless em.
A Yerbury
06-04-2005, 07:40 PM
No problem, miss comedy mudsplat whiplash and myself demonstate "human relations" they kids learn something and you can film the proceedings? I hear "naughty neighbours" will give us 250 english pounds! Everyone is happy!
scrumpster
06-04-2005, 07:46 PM
No problem, miss comedy mudsplat whiplash and myself demonstate "human relations" they kids learn something and you can film the proceedings? I hear "naughty neighbours" will give us 250 english pounds! Everyone is happy!


PERVERTS! Hope you are at the opposite end to me and the gorgeous Nonnie!!!!! ;)
JMo
06-04-2005, 07:46 PM
I hear "naughty neighbours" will give us 250 english pounds!

That will barely cover our bar bill... x

xxx
Nonnie
06-04-2005, 07:50 PM
PERVERTS! Hope you are at the opposite end to me and the gorgeous Nonnie!!!!! ;)
Oh good grief, the opposite end of what? I shall be sleeping alone on the balcony.

£250 so will not cover my bar tab.
A Yerbury
06-04-2005, 07:52 PM
PERVERTS! Hope you are at the opposite end to me and the gorgeous Nonnie!!!!! ;)

Opposite I can do, it is the reverse cowgirl I struggle with as it brings about a nasty flash of sciatica, highly erotic but also highly painful. Sure it won't cover the bar bill Jen but it should slice 30% off? plus I am also hoping that Richards child friends smuggle in some mdma, alcopops and cheese string.

Alex.xx
Richard_S
06-04-2005, 07:53 PM
ok, i'll cancel 15 of the Cruz doubles but I will be insisting on the double. pull outs have never impressed me much.

ps. the right answer as usual.
scrumpster
06-04-2005, 07:53 PM
Champagne all the way is it.......? Give me a pint and I'm happy, what of? I don't care as long as it is drinkable.......... :twisted:
DesmoDog
06-04-2005, 07:58 PM
Right, bugger the suprise 40th - -I don't feel that old anyway. I'll trip on over for the Saturday and flee back up North late Sunday. Anyone got space in their tent?
scrumpster
06-04-2005, 08:05 PM
Right, bugger the suprise 40th - -I don't feel that old anyway. I'll trip on over for the Saturday and flee back up North late Sunday. Anyone got space in their tent?


No just a spare balcony..................
Richard_S
06-04-2005, 08:13 PM
im not sure of the general policy of the travellers lodge regarding the "three burly men in a penthouse" quandary. still deborah sounds great and I’m sure we can tickle her into submission. Welcome aboard, just bring some clean socks and opium :)

i have just rung and if one of you can be under 16 you may have the third mattress. either that or your bunking up and I will take my bunnies into the bath.

i aint all bad
scrumpster
06-04-2005, 08:20 PM
Opposite I can do, it is the reverse cowgirl I struggle with as it brings about a nasty flash of sciatica, highly erotic but also highly painful. Sure it won't cover the bar bill Jen but it should slice 30% off? plus I am also hoping that Richards child friends smuggle in some mdma, alcopops and cheese string.

Alex.xx

You can keep your cheese strings!!
A Yerbury
06-04-2005, 08:23 PM
I dangle them from my nipples, don't worry I wasnt planning on sharing any! they are for the Alsation.
Phoenix
06-04-2005, 11:29 PM
I so wish my writing was neater :(
DesmoDog
08-04-2005, 11:38 AM
Now that is on a tangent.
DesmoDog
08-04-2005, 11:42 AM
and i think a 16 equates to about a 36, so I should be ok, but why they want to know my dress size is beyond me. Unless you have some strange plans Richard. Nevertheless, count me in for the floor! It may have to be from the West rather than the East, but I'm sure we can meet half way.