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Julie
29-03-2005, 07:18 PM
http://216.165.194.66/ktmtalk/photogallery/galleries/members/VS4Z3093.JPG

Ok I know its not a monster, but this is me on easter sunday. Come on do your worst ...

logyk
29-03-2005, 07:22 PM
"Now where did I put my water wings ?"

"When I said I like to get really wet .....I didn't mean like this "

"Sh*t.....who moved the road!"

Richard_S
29-03-2005, 07:23 PM
could be an attempt to experiment with water sports but judging by the colour of the liquid maybe its a scat situation. Either way steer clear of the orange gimp masks in future, kind of spoils the seductive moment.

or airing on the side of caution perhaps you simply made a boo boo.

Radar_UK
29-03-2005, 07:38 PM
"Well it's not called off-road for nothing !"

"What a con ! The label said they were waterproof !"

Blue Beastie
29-03-2005, 07:38 PM
Well if it's good enough for Euan and Charley.....!!!

Is this the road to Boscastle? (sorry bad taste :( )

fatbloke
29-03-2005, 07:39 PM
I was just dipping the headlight!!!

Nonnie
29-03-2005, 07:42 PM
"I need some jet propulsion, where's Didge?"

fatbloke
29-03-2005, 07:43 PM
WATCH OUT! DYKE!

A Yerbury
29-03-2005, 07:47 PM
Did Ruth take this picture? I must applaud your girlfriend and her commitment to journalistic endeveour when all around are "doing a banshee"...."you're not dyin/drownin then?"
Alex.
ps. the phrase "doing a banshee" is copyrigt:moi but may be used freely by all and sundry to describe acts of gross vehicular tittage and general shortcomings in the motorcycling finesse dept.

A Yerbury
29-03-2005, 07:52 PM
Penny lent over my shoulder, cackled, stubbed a fag out on her hand and said something like "slippery when wet! hur ha ha ha!" I have no idea what she means although I suspect it's not for the ears of babes or young Spammye.
Alex.
ps the clever punning in the title would astound even Groucho, you may all applaud!

dazzi-b
29-03-2005, 08:06 PM
"I'll just hide in here to pass wind............oops!!! too many bubbles" :D

Banshee
29-03-2005, 08:12 PM
Bloody hell lady ya aint wrong...

Yerb, as ever funny.. :lol: now go home your dad has cake. :p

A Yerbury
29-03-2005, 08:18 PM
I am home, but in the uk.....yes,the same landmass as you! so I shall pop round and give you some hard slaps! just to knock some sense in you understand, it's for your own good.
Alex.

Didge
30-03-2005, 04:38 AM
1) For the first time in her life, Julie wished she could find a bouy.


2) Julie is pictured, having one of her 'moist moments'.


3) Removing the crud from her off-road bike, was easier than Julie thought.

SAMMYE
30-03-2005, 10:05 AM
Julie forgot to put her wet tyres on

SteveSki
30-03-2005, 10:35 AM
LA LA LA LA LA

SAMMYE
30-03-2005, 10:36 AM
Didnt realise Julie did Muff Diving

SteveSki
30-03-2005, 10:37 AM
The super stealth short-cut wasn't exactly what she had in mind.....

SAMMYE
30-03-2005, 10:45 AM
Wasnt the first time Julie had gone down on Ruth

Julie
30-03-2005, 11:16 AM
http://216.165.194.66/ktmtalk/photogallery/galleries/members/Wales_Day_One_030.jpg


All very funny! (Terry wins tho i think)
what about this one then..............

SteveSki
30-03-2005, 11:20 AM
The dismount gets a 10 across the board.......

Pedro
30-03-2005, 12:09 PM
"Julie's idea to do a rolling stoppie appeared poorly timed...."

Kev Bunney
30-03-2005, 01:01 PM
You`re beginning to worry me now Julie !!!

Nonnie
30-03-2005, 01:24 PM
A poorly executed Superman seat grab. She'll lose marks for that.

SteveSki
30-03-2005, 01:57 PM
However the correct execution of the "Crazy Leg" stance gets a 9.5.....

Rogerg
30-03-2005, 02:08 PM
Julie demonstrates an alternative method to check the fork seals

claicerrig
30-03-2005, 04:22 PM
Crickey the underside of these yoke`s need a polish

or

Come on out i know where you hiding you little !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


:D :D

Nice to see i am not the only incomptant off road rider :D :D

A Yerbury
30-03-2005, 05:10 PM
Come on now, that is a staged Banshee if ever I saw one. cheating!

Julie
30-03-2005, 06:04 PM
you are right Mr Burberry, however it was just a re-construction of the actual event.
The bike hit a mud wall after i road through quick sand. I have a nice line of bruises from the handlebars xx

A Yerbury
30-03-2005, 06:32 PM
next time send me the picture and I can photoshop some blurring motion!

JMo
30-03-2005, 08:01 PM
"Julie had fallen head over heels in love with her new bike..."

xxx