Short, Crap Jokes................

[Didge]

Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I think I've lost an electron."
The other says, "Are you sure?"
The first says, "Yes, I'm positive."


A guy walks into a bar and the bartender says to the guy: "Mate, you've got a steering wheel down your pants."
The guy replies "Yeah I know. Its driving me nuts!"


A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says: "Pint please, and one for the road."

I said they were crap!

[Pedro]

I said they were crap!

And you weren't wrong........

[A Yerbury]

they aren't crap! in fact the shorter your jokes the better...wahey! (IMO and all that "no ball games here" kind of way)

[Plum]

Q. Why do Aussies whistle when they poo?

A. So they know which end to wipe!!