Didge
28-03-2005, 09:29 PM
A lady swallowed a super Gillette razor blade and her doctor discovered that not only had she given herself:
A tonsillectomy,
an appendectomy
and a hysterectomy,
but that she had also castrated her husband,and circumcised her lover,
taken two fingers off a casual acquaintance, given her minister a hairlip...
...and there were still 5 shaves left!
A tonsillectomy,
an appendectomy
and a hysterectomy,
but that she had also castrated her husband,and circumcised her lover,
taken two fingers off a casual acquaintance, given her minister a hairlip...
...and there were still 5 shaves left!