Blogging

[dean]

Having noticed this word come up more and more, being too lazy to look on the big wide interweb, i was wondering if anybody know much about this phenomenon? , i.e, what is it?!

I thought it was something to do with rummaging in park bushes with a stranger at 5.30am, is it something far more sinister?

[Ruth]

It's a contraction of Web Logging.
Like keeping a diary of your life/interests/politics/beliefs online for everybody to see.
There are even awards for the best ones at

www.2005.bloggies.com


I think you were getting it confused with dogging, or possibly cottaging.
:eek:

[Ruth]

I'm dull aren't i?
I radiate dullness, people find it comforting.
You always know where you are with me and it's always dull (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?client=public&GridE=-3.94400&GridN=56.62060&lon=-3.94400&lat=56.62060&db=freegaz&cidr_client=none&lang=&place=Dull,Perth+&+Kinross&pc=&advanced=&client=public&addr2=&quicksearch=dull&addr3=&scale=100000&addr1=)

[CraigMac]

Dean,
Im not a qualified plumber, but im led to believe that this term is used in the plumbing trade and refers to the clearing away of overly large logs that are blocking the toilet pan.
I believe that the word is a hybrid of Block,Log and Logging.
Quite how logs would get into your toilet is somewhat baffeling....But there you have it...Blogging.

Craig(The Frank Muir of UKMOC)

[CraigMac]

Dean,
I think the other thing that you are reffering to is known as "Dogging".....
As in " Im dogging out for him".... a term used by a burglers mate.....To warn the burglar of the arrival of a police constable....
So there you have it....Dogging...
Regards

This is just like a skinternet version of "Call my Bluff"...very entertaining!!!

[A Yerbury]

The next time you find yourself in the close proximity of your flesh/blood spring offs -perhaps as you administer a firm cuffing for example?- I would ask one of them, you see the world super highway is something that they are much more au fait with? If you have a daughter, as she reaches "teen" age this "Blogging" may manifest itself in the quoting of Nirvana lyrics, photographing her feet in black and white and the assumption of an avatar image usually in the form of a japanese "manga" character. You have been warned. It's not just good old tit and ass on the old web thing, there is some proper weird stuff out there too.

Alex Y. (the Max Miller of the ukmoc)

ps. how goes operation "luke"? I wish you and yours the very best.

pps. on a different note are either you or Frank Muir attending this "monster weekending" thing, Richard_S and my good self should appear for the saturday...assuming the previous nights chemicals have been flushed. We could all sit around in akward silence and mumble at one another over frothy ales patiently awaiting the arrival of the comedy muse? given our usual erratic outpourings we may be able to rise a chuckle twice in 12 hours? that sounds good to me.
adieu.X

[A Yerbury]

I never partook of this but I did spend some years at one of these "comprehensive" schools and met quite a few of the underclass. Flobbing was quite the thing, I wonder if the young folk still do any of this now it's all sega this, and broadaround that?

[A Yerbury]

It's a contraction of Web Logging.
Like keeping a diary of your life/interests/politics/beliefs online for everybody to see.
There are even awards for the best ones at

www.2005.bloggies.com


I think you were getting it confused with dogging, or possibly cottaging.
:eek:


Ruth, do you or any of your friends have one of these blogs? Perhaps they could share their thoughts nee blogs with us? I did once spend some time with a young lady who had a "livejournal" which is like blogging. As usual she was quite mad but had a lovely singing voice.
Alex.
ps the real Penny Slip knot is "liketodallyinto" blogging.

[Fodder]

Dean,
I think the other thing that you are reffering to is known as "Dogging".....
As in " Im dogging out for him".... a term used by a burglers mate.....To warn the burglar of the arrival of a police constable....
So there you have it....Dogging...
Regards

This is just like a skinternet version of "Call my Bluff"...very entertaining!!!

Dogging........An act of walking the dog after dark specifically in populated car parks in the hope of catching folk "at it" in their cars.
They have internet clubs and arranged viewings for this type of thing now.

Foddy, former member of the Angmering Dogging Society.

P.S. I suspect you already knew this anyway ;)

[A Yerbury]

Could one describe Collie Dogging and Fodder in a similar tryst as fodding?
Alex.
ps. "it's just a thought" as people on here say when they wish no offence to be taken!

[A Yerbury]

The process whereby one individual unctiously approaches a figure of universal authority and, once they have said figures ear, continue to besmirch the third party and generally "have a good old girly whinge" ... Cripes eh! thank heaven there are no such "dobbers in" around these green pastures.
Alice.

[Fodder]

Fodding :D , that's such a good word, it's gotta mean something.


Nope!! this is what an online dictionary said..........

No entry found for fodding.
Did you mean fording?

Right!! Fodding is now going to be used in my daily vocabulary, I may even find an appropriate meaning for it.

I'm off to go fording in the nearest car park.

[A Yerbury]

fording as in to cross a narrow body of water by wading? in a car park? its possible.

[spacemonkey]

My favourite Blog....

http://www.fmft.net/

[dean]

After many hours of research in to this phenomenon, helped in no small part by the variety of intellectually challenging contributions on this thread, i think i now know what blogging is.

Bloggers- a small but dedicated group of followers of Robert plant, famed musician and pioneer of blogging. It all started with the release of the seminal eighties athem rock song "big log". At the time of release many reviewers criticised the song for being crude and having too many intestinal references, in particular to IBS. It has become apparent over time that this was indeed the first blog, and therefore robert plant is the blog god (at least in the opinions of some of his more fanatical followers). It is intersting to note that in his big log (web version), there are indeed references to irregular bowel activity, but most people think this is a barbed swipe to the reviewers who slagged him off at the time of the single's release.

So, there you have it, evewyones a fwuit and nut cake.

[Nonnie]

My favourite Blog....

http://www.fmft.net/
Spacemonkey, I was under the impression the name given to people like these fundraisers was "chuggers". As in CHarity mUGGERS. Still, you live and learn.

[A Yerbury]

...as in "dead horse"? what does this mean? and could someone possibly enlighten me with a comprehensive example of this process?

Yours in keen anticipation,
The Yerbury.

[dean]

"a ded un", for a literal demonstration of this term please refer to any post by yours truly.

[A Yerbury]

hmmm well I know, and I think that you know that I know that you know, I hope so any way. How are the junior Bonds shaping up? perhaps if I could persuade some young ladyfriend to bear my child (via unartificial insemination naturally) then I could bring my nippers up as despotic global domination type crooks? thus our kids can go "toe to toe" as "Eazy peezy E" of "gentlemen of colour with attitude" once chirped and their lives will have some purpose? we could even have a little sweepstake on whose sprogs are the top dogs? It's just a thought... I have been doing a bit too much of this lately.

Orange cordially as Ever.

A lex luthor enterprises PLC...and son or (possibly daughter)

[CraigMac]

This term is actually incorrect and comes from the phrase "Flogging a dead Norse"
This practice is carried out in many Scandinavian countries, where dead people are sold for quite large sums of cash....Strange but true...
Regards
Craig.

[A Yerbury]

Now look chaps, no one has raised their voices at us for a while....so lets post things in the correct forum? hmmm?! I may just be at this weekender thingy (with Richy the instigator!) and I do not wish to face an angry mob all because Craig "funny bones" Mc is trying to flog a dead Corse in the Random chat section.

Sorry for the curt tone, I seem to have awoken my inner Obersturmbannführer.... achtung and all that.

Alice bands.

[CraigMac]

Im confused...with this random chat / humourous/ tibia/ fibia/spare rib thing and I certainly dont want to cause offence..so lets keep it clean....
Dean mentioned earlier about Mr Plants bowel movements....(Slightly loose, as I recall)
Surely this comes under Random Shat.....Which is very simelar to Random chat.

I have suffered with Random Shat on numerous occasions and it was quite unnerving.....The total opposite of Blogging....if you get my drift!!
Regards.
Craig.

[Nonnie]

I don't wanna get your drift. Stinky.

[dean]

how about mini mings?, my advice would be steer cleer of "sprogging" for as long as is biologically possible, however if one were to be hellbent on reproducing for the purpose of global (and possibly galactic) domination then i would reccomend a bit of gender specification. Having one of each specimen currently training in my academy i have certainly noticed a more devious approach in the female (as opposed to number two who seems more deviant, chip off the old block). Considering the mere eighteen months age of number three she has a fine repertoire of scrams, gouges and all round nastiness.

Number two tends to be more laidback and struggles to concentrate on the more technical and physically demanding missions, often falling to sleep for periods of hours.

Most importantlyy, start them young, and give them all the correct equipment. I have had our standart puschair modified at great expense. To the untrained eye it is just a standard mothercare buggy, but thanks to our technical advisor, "R" it is just a bit different........

[A Yerbury]

Im confused...with this random chat / humourous/ tibia/ fibia/spare rib thing and I certainly dont want to cause offence..so lets keep it clean....
Dean mentioned earlier about Mr Plants bowel movements....(Slightly loose, as I recall)
Surely this comes under Random Shat.....Which is very simelar to Random chat.

I have suffered with Random Shat on numerous occasions and it was quite unnerving.....The total opposite of Blogging....if you get my drift!!
Regards.
Craig.


Now I "getcha"! -incidentally why don't the kids say that any more?- I digress..again.. anyway, the other day Fatbloke pointed out (quite rightly!)that I was causing another members post to drift sideways?!
FOR THE LAST TIME I NOT A HOMOSAPIEN!
as for that Roger Paltry I always preffered his hell raising madcap drummer Jon Bonham-carter.

I miss you terribly but my work is not yet complete, untill next time.
Kindest regards,
The Alexir of life.

[dean]

Random chat, just to clarify, is a dish served down the gateway to goa, a delightful takeaway on the seafront. It consists of a variety of lightly spiced onion and chick pea mixes dipped in gee and batter. It is then deep fried for 1-2 minutes and served on a bed of naan.

Sag aloo, however, was a classic novelty song released in the late eightites, however i cant remeber the group.

it went....

Sag aloo loo loo, shake pinapples wake the tree
Sag aloo loo loo, etc etc etc.

p.s has the bell gone for home time yet?

[crust]

Fodding :D , that's such a good word, it's gotta mean something.


Nope!! this is what an online dictionary said..........

No entry found for fodding.
Did you mean fording?

Right!! Fodding is now going to be used in my daily vocabulary, I may even find an appropriate meaning for it.

I'm off to go fording in the nearest car park.

There you go m8, sorted

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fodding&r=f

:) Crust

[A Yerbury]

Random chat, just to clarify, is a dish served down the gateway to goa, a delightful takeaway on the seafront. It consists of a variety of lightly spiced onion and chick pea mixes dipped in gee and batter. It is then deep fried for 1-2 minutes and served on a bed of naan.

Sag aloo, however, was a classic novelty song released in the late eightites, however i cant remeber the group.

it went....

Sag aloo loo loo, shake pinapples wake the tree
Sag aloo loo loo, etc etc etc.

p.s has the bell gone for home time yet?

I think you will find that memorable ditty was penned by the nations favourite abrasively be-quiffed funny man Mark Lemar, he did that "too shy shy hush hush song" I think he was a bit homogenised and used to knock around with that dj bloke, I may be wrong as -yes it's true folks- I don't know everything...yet, but I know a lot of things about you lot..oh yes.
The reverend Alex catz.

[A Yerbury]

Have any of you ladies and gentleman recently purchased any "random tat" only the other day I convinced myself that I had an emptiness in my life, oh yes, and that vacuum was the shape of a Dainese key fob for 9 euros and that vacuum needed filling. Do you know what though? It really is a piece of useless tat!! what a plonker eh? It says "ninja" although according to some shopkeeps and cut purses it reads "mug....1 minute old"

Alex "bannana boat" Yerbury.x

[dean]

my most teasured piece of tat is a "car buffing machine" which looks like a circular sander bit has a toupe attached to the bottom. I have tried using it but it takes the paint and lights off.

Other tat that is random includes a fine selection of lever arch files, a variety of computer speakers and some trousers that are too small.

[A Yerbury]

For instant village idiot mode and visual tom foolery just hoike (I hope that's a word, whether it is spelt correctly or not I do not give a damn) your trousers up over your ankles, then wander about for a bit! it really is the most capital fun! In fact I am going to do it right now! As for "overpriced tat" those phillipe starck juice squeezer things really are the pits (I do not have one as they are a bit gay) but my friend does, he is called Nathaniel and is Olivia Newton Johns nephew which goes at least some way to explaining things.

noggin the nog
Alex, the Baghdad logger.

[Didge]

[QUOTE=Fodder]Fodding :D , that's such a good word, it's gotta mean something.


Nope!! this is what an online dictionary said..........

No entry found for fodding.
QUOTE]

FODDER...Dry hay or straw etc. For horses & cows.
Also slang for food in general.

So, that brings us to:-
FODDING......Being a greedy bastard. ie:- Stuffing one's face with food.
Metaphorically it could be used as in greedy in other ways such as:-
Not content with having a Ducati, and a lovely buxom wench, one then ensures that said buxom wench gets a job in sunnier climes so that one can laze about in the sun. Once settled, send photos to former mates back in the old country and gloat.
Thus being accused of 'Fodding', is not nice.
Sort of describes THAT bald-headed bastard to a 'T' does it not?

[CraigMac]

I dont know how we got here....But hey that seems to be the nature of random chat...its sort of random chatting.
My local Indian restuarant is full of random tat....lots of shiny things that are made out of plastic...and a waterfall in a frame...with no water in it....fantastic...just a blue lamp type of thing..that looks like flowing water!!

The other amazing coincedence is on the menu.....Chicken Chat...now what does that conjure up in the mind.....or is it just me.....I think not!!!
Ive never been brave enough to order the akni kebab!! Which i am informed is not made of real Acne....Sounds tasty though!!
Regards
Craig.

[A Yerbury]

Has anyone noticed how tranquil things have become recently? perhaps Big Bad Bob Dixon is waiting in the wings once more with a volley of bile? thus triggering yet another Random Spat? I do hope so as it's quiet......too quiet.

Alex Droog.

ps. I have not had a decent curry in yonks, "cuisine asiatique" just does'nt have the same ring to it.
pps. The predictive gag inhibitor would like to discourage people from flying in with any curry/ring mirth.

cheers.

[Fodder]

1. fodding
the art of lounging around a pool whilst the wife goes out to work

They've emigrated to Las Vegas and now he just spends his days fodding

Cheers Crust that made my day, i'm still giggling. :D

For everbodys information, my days of fodding are now over as I have procured myself some labour to begin next week. (Bugger) :burnout:

Ah well we're off to Southern California for the easter weekend for a spot of scuba, all this fodding has taken it's toll and I thoroughly deserve a break ;)

[marchesini]

as for that Roger Paltry I always preffered his hell raising madcap drummer Jon Bonham-carter.

Sorry, Alex, your disslecksia is getting the bettuh of yew again - it is Roger Poultry you must be finking abaat.

He was last seen in that little known underground haminated flick Chicken Run (voiced by Mel Gibson - a bit of trivia but a small show of intelligence in these vulgar times is considered to be good manners) - if you haven't seen it, it is a quite sordid tale of a night down the local curry house gone wrong - the morning after aftermath was not a pretty sight - hence the title.

The "Passion" was nothing compared to this tail, it ruffled a few feathers as I recall which links loosely onto the curry house/brandon twat/public speakers that specialise in talking to computers/arches that need filing - personally always stopped at my toenails but hey, each to their own.

Best regards and a happy Chinese New Year

simon

[A Yerbury]

Toe nails wise, I'm something of a tearaway, but as you so sagely put it "each to their own" I do recall chicken run -vaguely, as one is not as young these days, something to do with old father times and a nostalgia for the rosy days- is that not by the same director Nick Sparks of dodgy tache, two tone brogues and Ealing Classic "the wrong trousers" fame? assuming the synapses are correctly aligned and timing marks duly observed. It is a puzzle, but then that's life, dress rehersals and instruction booklets aside.

Your imput in these matters is always welcome Simon, Tabitha and I still miss the sound of your hobnail boots on the shingle but no doubt these days you are busy battering larger fish.

to your very good health sir.

Wing Cmdr Yerbury.

[CraigMac]

Now, Im not a Podiatrist....but my wife is......(no she really is).....So for advice on all matters of a podiatric nature....Im your man......Advice will of course be 2nd hand.....
Dr Mac..Foot Quack....at your service!!!

Corns, callous, ingrowing toenails, fungal infections, other common foot disorders....walking with an "odd" gait....treated in the utmost confidence.

(This is what you call a drifting thread......if you get my drift) (but very harmless)
Regards...

[Fodder]

Just for you Didge............................


Enjoy now ;)

[spacemonkey]

What the hell have you shoved up that poor dog's nose?

[Didge]

Just for you Didge............................


Enjoy now ;)


Fodding, at it's festering finest.
"I rest my case M'Lud."

[A Yerbury]

A most elegant representation of Fodding! I am green with the E word!.... but the alarmed cannine seems to have misheard!? seeing "master" in a state of undress, getting himself high on the heineken, the poor mutt -wrongly- suspects yet more dogging is on the cards!!! Surely even the literal, cultural desert that is Nevada has laws against this kind of thing?

A nation of animal lovers Y

[A Yerbury]

Now, Im not a Podiatrist....but my wife is......(no she really is).....So for advice on all matters of a podiatric nature....Im your man......Advice will of course be 2nd hand.....
Dr Mac..Foot Quack....at your service!!!

Corns, callous, ingrowing toenails, fungal infections, other common foot disorders....walking with an "odd" gait....treated in the utmost confidence.

(This is what you call a drifting thread......if you get my drift) (but very harmless)
Regards...

Foot advice? 2nd hand?! from a quack?!! sorry but I would rather go straight to the horses foot and mouth.

All the best.
Dr Marten