Separated at birth?

[Ruth]

Is it just me? Or is the resemblance uncanny?

[SteveSki]

Oh my god........
all you'd need is a quick flash and you're away.........

[Nonnie]

Flash I love you but we only have 14 hours to save the universe.

ah aaaaarrrrrrrrr

[Richard_S]

easy mistake to make, especially as mr ming has been used by mr y as an avatar in calmer times.

[Julie]

Sorry I can't vote - I only see two ruddy great knobs!

[SAMMYE]

Minger the merciless! ha ha..... ha ha ha ha.... ha ha ha ha ha...... errr I'll get my school blazer

dont worry guys he loves it

[Ruth]

easy mistake to make, especially as mr ming has been used by mr y as an avatar in calmer times.

I believe Emporer Ming returned the favour on the Intergalactic Megalomaniac Group of Dictators (IMGOD) site, using a particularly natty photo of Yerbs to great comic effect.

[SAMMYE]

I like his earings! very George Michael

[CraigMac]

Sorry I can't vote - I only see two ruddy great knobs!

Are you sure its Ming??
I used to have a load of Flash Gordon annuals and Im sure it had an "E" on the end of Ming.....
He was a real favourite of mine, Ming is great!
Are you sure you dont like Ming, Julie, you really dont strike me as a Ming hater.
Regards.

[SteveSki]

Hey!!
there's nothing wrong with earings!! even if your not George Michael!!

[SAMMYE]

Hey!!
there's nothing wrong with earings!! even if your not George Michael!!

Yeah I know I had five at one point all done by moi and I did my nose twice myself, got to the age of 14ish and took them out never to be seen since, if I were a pirate or scoundrel like yerbs or Keith Richards then I would definetly have them back!! Unfortunately I have been overcome by the Corporate tsunami.

[A Yerbury]

well Ruth, to say I'm flattered would be an understatement! I have always loved Ming. Well done Sam you're getting the hang of it now, ditto julie excellent progress, Craig and Ricardo excellent as usual.
AY"IIIIII IIIIIIEEEE He'll save everyone of us!"
ps. thanks for not sticking up a picture of Gary Bushell or the git faced ex junkie nutter from coronatiion st.

[Kev Bunney]

I reckon Ming - ing is nearer the mark :)

[SAMMYE]

ps. thanks for not sticking up a picture of Gary Bushell or the git faced ex junkie nutter from coronatiion st.

Or Sutcliffe

[A Yerbury]

Oi! Sutcliffe was a bit of a dude, Cathy and the young -phwooar eh?- kate Bush both had the hots for him. at least I dont look at best a clown, at worst a monkey.
Alex.
ps.....A very gay looking monkey!

[CraigMac]

Im not Irish, or of Irish extraction, but this little joke was dead funny.....
Its nice to see that you took it in good humour Alex....
As the Irish often say "Love the Craque"
I too love the Craque, Does anyone else?
Regards...

[A Yerbury]

I reckon Ming - ing is nearer the mark :)

Kevin dear, please try to be origional, young Samuel teats has already made the "minger" connection... :rolleyes:
Alex.
ps and just who is the confused looking specky twerp in your avatar? the silver haired chap with the daring grey and yellow combo? Is it perhaps George Clooney or that Brad Pitt fella?!?

[A Yerbury]

I love the crack, but alas I am no longer in Hackney so its whizz or colombian standard over here....

[SAMMYE]

Oi! Sutcliffe was a bit of a dude, Cathy and the young -phwooar eh?- kate Bush both had the hots for him. at least I dont look at best a clown, at worst a monkey.
Alex.
ps.....A very gay looking monkey!

oo oo oo oh ducky ah ah ek ek!

[A Yerbury]

yes dear now put your shirt back on and get back to your colouring in books, kids eh?! ya gotta love em!

[SAMMYE]

yes dear now put your shirt back on and get back to your colouring in books, kids eh?! ya gotta love em!

is that a touch of Zinedine yerbs?

[gary tompkins]

Alex.... er... that beard mate... is it for real or photo-shopped :p

[Julie]

...naarrggghhh he's got the imola belly pan stuck to his chin!

[CraigMac]

Bearded Ming or shaved Ming.....Its so hard to choose.....

[A Yerbury]

At the front yes, at the back its a highlight (honest) and dont even try! I am 34 and started to receede in my early 20's so I am completely tickety boo with that, luckily I have a beautifuly shaped head and look like Bruner when its shaved, so yah boo!!
Sam, we have already established that you are a monkey faced virgin twerp, however you also sound like a short arse? is this true?

[A Yerbury]

...naarrggghhh he's got the imola belly pan stuck to his chin!

you're just jealous petal, you would love a bit of beard on the end of your chin! Just go easy on the hormones, I believe they can be carcinogenic?

[SAMMYE]

At the front yes, at the back its a highlight (honest) and dont even try! I am 34 and started to receede in my early 20's so I am completely tickety boo with that, luckily I have a beautifuly shaped head and look like Bruner when its shaved, so yah boo!!
Sam, we have already established that you are a monkey faced virgin twerp, however you also sound like a short arse? is this true?

5.11 is that short?? Not as short as Punch though is it!?!

[A Yerbury]

curses no, that's average. I tried to find a picture of a camp chimp but no joy...

[Julie]

you're just jealous petal, you would love a bit of beard on the end of your chin! Just go easy on the hormones, I believe they can be carcinogenic?

have you grown your beard to cover up all your glue sniffing spots?

[A Yerbury]

Glue sniffing spots? Whilst I do partake of the occasional recreational, I say "why have cotton when one can have silk" ? I may be useless but I am not a common working class type

[CraigMac]

Alex,
What a great picture of Ming.
I cant work out if thats a collar or just big flaps on his costume....
Im confused.

[A Yerbury]

those are hugeflaps, he also has a hood which covers up something or other?!? Ming is merciless though, I have wasted so much of my life in the pursuit of ming with only heartache, bitterness and sorrow to show for it....
Alex.
ps if any of you ever get the chance to watch "flesh gordon" and the thought of some saucy cathode ray feasts gets you going then dont bother, it is rubbish, get some proper porn instead..or If you are one of the lucky/wealthy/patient ones then get some ming instead...or big male chickens if your name is Sammye, Berto or Duncan.

[JR]

Hey Dunc,

The "virtual" Ming/Yerbs is geting brave, looks like he is having a pop at you mate!

JR
or am I
Duncan

[spacemonkey]

at worst a monkey.
Alex.
ps.....A very gay looking monkey!


OI!!!!


I had a mate who looked like Alex, and he too was known as Ming when he shaved his bonce. My bird's sister has a chinese restaurant in the City, and her head waiter actually IS called Ming. Looks nothing like Yerbs, or a gay monkey, though he is gay. Ming that is, not Yerbs. Or the Monkey.

[skunk43]

Whilst trawling the net trying to find more about this ming fellow I became rather confused as many strange people proclaim to be Ming !!!!!!!!
One who actually says that HE is Ming The Mericless. A man of many faces it seems.

www.mingthemerciless.com

[Banshee]

Your all banned.... :mad:

Its my job to rip the p*ss out off the living with my daddy in my thirtys Yerb.

p.s. I love ming. ;)

[Fodder]

Whilst trawling the net trying to find more about this ming fellow I became rather confused as many strange people proclaim to be Ming !!!!!!!!
One who actually says that HE is Ming The Mericless. A man of many faces it seems.

www.mingthemerciless.com

Nice one!! That website is completly mad, especially Supermu. Love it. :D

I had an old biker mate that also resembled Ming, it was along the lines of.................. "I am here to take over this feeble little planet, but first a pint with my motorcyclist chums." I think getting him pissed softened his plans a little.

Oi Yerbs!!! does the crashing one speak the truth? do you still reside with daddy? Bwaaahaahaaa, how can you possibly be taken seriously as a leader of animals.

Ming the in bed by nine or else ;)

[A Yerbury]

No I reside in a neighbouring village...the internet is all here though at "daddys" house. Still, nice try boys, had these asides not come from a man married to a harpy he hides his bike from and lives in motrtal fear of or a nice sounding chap who has puppyishly upped sticks to follow his higher paid significant other to the arse end of the universe I may have paid them more mind...however, keep em coming folks, youre getting the hang of it now!
Ming the king of Bling.

[SAMMYE]

No I reside in a neighbouring village....

I think I know it....... ce sont des conneries

[A Yerbury]

sean conneries?

[Fodder]

[/I] a nice sounding chap who has puppyishly upped sticks to follow his higher paid significant other to the arse end of the universe.


The arse end it may be, but life is full of choices and so far this one looks pretty good. :D and who wouldn't let their spouse keep them if they had the chance. Bah!! nice try yourself, Daddys boy ;)

Please remember the "nice sounding chap" part if by some fluke your world domination plan succeeds.

Loving it in the Mojave

Fods

[A Yerbury]

The arse end it may be, but life is full of choices and so far this one looks pretty good. :D and who wouldn't let their spouse keep them if they had the chance. Bah!! nice try yourself, Daddys boy ;)

Please remember the "nice sounding chap" part if by some fluke your world domination plan succeeds.

Loving it in the Mojave

Fods
seen through me! curses! yup, I am just jealous......I'll have to find another wealthy one.
Alex.
ps more of a mummys boy if thruth be known but not in a gay lord way.

[spacemonkey]

Of course our Alex can also be found in amongst the pages of The Fortean Times as well....