Chappers
10-03-2005, 04:44 PM
A man walkes into a bar and sits down and orders a drink. He then notices a Jar that is full of money. The man askes the bartender what the jar is for. The bartender then says that he has a donkey in the back room and if you can make him laugh you get the money. If not you owe me 100 dollars.
The man says, "I can do that!"
So he goes into the back room and about 5 minutes later the bartender hears the donkey laughing out loud. The man walkes out and says goodbye and takes the money from the jar.
About two months later the same man comes into the same bar and there is a new jar of money. The man askes the bartender what the new jar of money is for. The bartender looks at the man and says if you can make the donkey cry the money is yours, if not you owe me 100 dollars.
The man says, "OK I'll do it!"
So he walkes into the back room and about 3 minutes has gone by when the bar tender hears the donkey crying. The man walkes out and grabs the money. Before the man leaves the bartender askes the man how did he make the donkey laugh.
The man looks at the bartender and says "Well the first time I told the donkey that I had a bigger d!ck then he did."
"So how did you make him cry ?" asks the bartender
"Well...I just showed him."
The man says, "I can do that!"
So he goes into the back room and about 5 minutes later the bartender hears the donkey laughing out loud. The man walkes out and says goodbye and takes the money from the jar.
About two months later the same man comes into the same bar and there is a new jar of money. The man askes the bartender what the new jar of money is for. The bartender looks at the man and says if you can make the donkey cry the money is yours, if not you owe me 100 dollars.
The man says, "OK I'll do it!"
So he walkes into the back room and about 3 minutes has gone by when the bar tender hears the donkey crying. The man walkes out and grabs the money. Before the man leaves the bartender askes the man how did he make the donkey laugh.
The man looks at the bartender and says "Well the first time I told the donkey that I had a bigger d!ck then he did."
"So how did you make him cry ?" asks the bartender
"Well...I just showed him."