Information we might not know about you!?

[SAMMYE]

Is there any interesting / uninteresting information about you that other members dont know about?
This is a chance to boast, show off, confess your sins etc etc

[Banshee]

Im a bloke.

[Ruth]

I'm seeing someone who also happens to be a member of this forum. I don't think many people know about us though.....
Ruth & Julie

d'oh

[Ruth]

Im a bloke.

and here's the photo to prove it

[CK & AK]

AK STILL :rolleyes: builds bikes out of bits :lol:

:burnout:

[Paranoid Dave]

oh so many things I could put ..... I mean I'm a shy and innocent young man with no secrets at all :D Honestly I am. :rolleyes:

[SAMMYE]

oh so many things I could put ..... I mean I'm a shy and innocent young man with no secrets at all :D Honestly I am. :rolleyes:

Come on Dave confess your sins!!! :twisted:

[CraigMac]

Im a cross dresser, I get really annoyed when I cant get my clothes on properley.

[SAMMYE]

I've done Judo since I was 6 years old

[queen_gpants]

I go around sniffing strange stains for a living :confused:

[SAMMYE]

I go around sniffing strange stains for a living :confused:

I had a iderdown (comfort blanket) which covered me when I was a baby until the age of about 18/19 which I always had with me at home. Often had to rescue it from the bin when my mum used to try and throw it away!! Still miss it now!! ripped it apart and threw it out in a reckless act when drunk and "out of it" :(

[CraigMac]

I saw the Sex Pistols at Manchesters Lesser free trade hall.

[SteveSki]

Sammye, you do Judo? I've been doing Jujitsu for the past four years, just 'retired' though.....

Erm......it's a big secret but I do enjoy the occasional recreational smoke...
ooo ooo and I lika-da-ladies..... :D

[SAMMYE]

Sammye, you do Judo? I've been doing Jujitsu for the past four years, just 'retired' though.....

Erm......it's a big secret but I do enjoy the occasional recreational smoke...
ooo ooo and I lika-da-ladies..... :D

Retired!? I have tried Kempo Jujitsu and also freestyle Jujitsu (couple of Months) both which I enjoyed but my true love has always been Judo! I also do Muay Thai Kickboxing to make up for the fact that Judo has no real training in punching and kicking

[SteveSki]

Yep i'm all retired!....well I specialise in ground-fighting (ahem....ladies??) and after finaly winning the club gold I decided to give it a break and try something new.....like boxing.
Can't get used to not using my legs though!!!

Ah Judo........the gentle way....

[queen_gpants]

I had a iderdown (comfort blanket) which covered me when I was a baby until the age of about 18/19 which I always had with me at home. Often had to rescue it from the bin when my mum used to try and throw it away!! Still miss it now!! ripped it apart and threw it out in a reckless act when drunk and "out of it" :(


you must be a very small person Sammye for a baby's eiderdown to still cover you at 18 :rolleyes:

I haven't had the pleasure of sniffing eiderdowns in my job YET but I did have to sniff a very unpleasant stain on a bathroom carpet recently; if you've ever watched "How clean is your house" it was a real Kim moment, I nearly passed out with the whiff! :eek:

[dean]

i have a fine collection of pornography.

[SAMMYE]

you must be a very small person Sammye for a baby's eiderdown to still cover you at 18 :rolleyes:

I haven't had the pleasure of sniffing eiderdowns in my job YET but I did have to sniff a very unpleasant stain on a bathroom carpet recently; if you've ever watched "How clean is your house" it was a real Kim moment, I nearly passed out with the whiff! :eek:

Funnily enough sniffing the eiderdown and gently rubbing the frilly bit on your lips is the main component in the art of owning an eiderdown. You become an expert with time. I developed an acute sense of smell and used to be able to tell - just by smell when it was a womens time of month!! Hannibal lecter eat your heart out!! ( actually thats quite funny! tee hee)
Am I revealing too much :confused:

[A Yerbury]

Funnily enough sniffing the eiderdown and gently rubbing the frilly bit on your lips is the main component in the art of owning an eiderdown. You become an expert with time. I developed an acute sense of smell and used to be able to tell - just by smell when it was a womens time of month!! Hannibal lecter eat your heart out!! ( actually thats quite funny! tee hee)
Am I revealing too much :confused:



........and some of you think that I'm a bit weird!?

[A Yerbury]

oh, I have a 3rd nipple. on me obviously, not in a jar. that would be a bit crap.
Alex.
ps middle name "louis" as in xiv. born a ponce you see.

[A Yerbury]

sam it seems your avatar and recent confessions have converged......"what is he playing at with that expression? naked?...?!"

[A Yerbury]

I have a very high IQ. but then you all knew that so despite my nitrous oxide grey matter I have missed the posts origional thrust so to speak....
AY.
oh and a high !*!*!*!*.

[Bob Dixon]

[QUOTE=SAMMYE]Funnily enough sniffing the eiderdown and gently rubbing the frilly bit on your lips is the main component in the art of owning an eiderdown. You become an expert with time. I developed an acute sense of smell and used to be able to tell - just by smell when it was a womens time of month!!

Sammye,
Please seek help, run don`t walk to the nearest head doctor and tell him about this fixation. This is seriously dodgy stuff! You need help, more help than you can ever hope to find on this list.
How the thought police have missed this one is quite beyond me, but fair play to Sammye for getting this one in under the radar........

[Didge]

I make tuneful sounds with my botty, accompanied with the odd vocal refrain.
I've been blamed on occasion, for polluting the enviroment, and have been known to be a little gross at times, but hey, I love to share.
Oh yes, and I've also tried lesbianism, but it left a funny taste in my mouth.

[queen_gpants]

Funnily enough sniffing the eiderdown and gently rubbing the frilly bit on your lips is the main component in the art of owning an eiderdown. You become an expert with time. I developed an acute sense of smell and used to be able to tell - just by smell when it was a womens time of month!! Hannibal lecter eat your heart out!! ( actually thats quite funny! tee hee)
Am I revealing too much :confused:


Oh Sammye I think you need help sweetie :rolleyes:

I can get away with admitting to sniffing things as it really is part of my job (in case anyone is wondering I'm an Inventory Clerk and have to check properties when tenants move out and there's always a few suspicious stains and smells) I always thought you were a sweet boy but now I'm not so sure. I'll be locking my door at the weekender in case you get an urge to sniff my frilly bits! :eek:

[Didge]

I'll be locking my door at the weekender in case you get an urge to sniff my frilly bits! :eek:

If anyone wants to sniff my frilly bits, feel free.

[queen_gpants]

If anyone wants to sniff my frilly bits, feel free.

STRUMPET! :p

[SAMMYE]

Oh Sammye I think you need help sweetie :rolleyes:

I can get away with admitting to sniffing things as it really is part of my job (in case anyone is wondering I'm an Inventory Clerk and have to check properties when tenants move out and there's always a few suspicious stains and smells) I always thought you were a sweet boy but now I'm not so sure. I'll be locking my door at the weekender in case you get an urge to sniff my frilly bits! :eek:

Dont worry my sense of smell is not as acute as it once was :( no more sniffing for me!

ermm what else can I tell you about myself!? I have one brother who is 13 months older than me and is a History Teacher and also have a "weird" uncle who although has some form of autism, if you give him a date i.e. 15 of January 1896 he can tell you what day it is in a couple of seconds - but he doesnt know how he does it :confused:

are these facts uninteresting enough for you?? :rolleyes:

[A Yerbury]

I make tuneful sounds with my botty, accompanied with the odd vocal refrain.
I've been blamed on occasion, for polluting the enviroment, and have been known to be a little gross at times, .

this thread is called "Information we might not know about you!?" the above traits have been common knowledge for a very long time....I should be a moderator really. where do I sign?

[CK & AK]

this thread is called "Information we might not WANT TOknow about you!?" the above traits have been common knowledge for a very long time....

:D

alex, do type properly! :p

[gary tompkins]

Sammye,

If your sense of smell is that acute I would stay as far away from Didge as possible at Arrow Mill - you could end up in the local A&E :lol:

[A Yerbury]

Sammye,

If your sense of smell is that acute I would stay as far away from Didge as possible at Arrow Mill - you could end up in the local A&E :lol:

A&E? ARSE surely?

[Didge]

this thread is called "Information we might not know about you!?" the above traits have been common knowledge for a very long time....

Oh!!!!! I didn't think anyone knew about my flatus skills. You can't keep anything bloody secret on here these days.

I should be a moderator really. where do I sign?

There is absolutely nothing moderate about you Yerbs, so don't even think about signing.

[Richard_S]

I still have an ensemble of curious duck related bath toys. It helps.

[fatbloke]

I rarely have more than 4 hours unbroken sleep

[NattyBoy]

Come on Dave confess your sins!!! :twisted:

..yeah..come on Dave..are you gonna confess truning to the dark (and matted!) side ;) :lol:

Bet they still dont know what im banging on about !!

Nat

[Albie]

Oh Sammye I think you need help sweetie :rolleyes:

I can get away with admitting to sniffing things as it really is part of my job (in case anyone is wondering I'm an Inventory Clerk and have to check properties when tenants move out and there's always a few suspicious stains and smells) I always thought you were a sweet boy but now I'm not so sure. I'll be locking my door at the weekender in case you get an urge to sniff my frilly bits! :eek:
:D :D :D :D :eek: :eek: :rolleyes: :D

[stef]

i spend hours looking at naked people, as part of my life drawing hobby.

[SazzaG]

I market machines that analyse bull sperm.

And I've watched how they collect it...

Saz

[Collie_dog]

I collect wooden and stone eggs...yes i really am that dull!!

[Banshee]

I rarely have more than 4 hours unbroken sleep

A whole four hours... you lucky lucky.............

[DesmoDog]

I'm a minor royal. No press please.

[A Yerbury]

I am a perv, press here and pinch here please.

[Plum]

At the weekends i become Sylvia and i am a lesbian. Or is it i dink too much.......never can remember

[Mrs Soup]

I have an allotment........ ;)

[JR]

I have a lady friend who does leg seduction!

[Collie_dog]

I have a lady friend who does leg seduction!

What's leg seduction? Isn't that when a dog normal tries to hump you? :eek:

[Mark Walker]

I have discussed the impracticalities of chain mail with Jean Reno

[Melnie Mouse]

I still sleep with my teddy bear Vikki, I've had her since I was two years old. Bit battered, but still lovely... :o

[JR]

What's leg seduction? Isn't that when a dog normal tries to hump you? :eek:

No it aint when a dog tries to bonk you!

JR

[spacemonkey]

I poke badgers with spoons.
I have also seen at least 15000 different people naked. There's some weird stuff out there...

[Paranoid Dave]

..yeah..come on Dave..are you gonna confess truning to the dark (and matted!) side ;) :lol:

Bet they still dont know what im banging on about !!

Nat


Its not true I tell you, there may be the 'odd' bit on kylie but I wouldn't say I've turned to the dark side ;)

I also have double jointed fingers and thums, oh and toes. My thumb bends as far forward as it does backwards! :D

[Nonnie]

I also have double jointed fingers and thums, oh and toes. My thumb bends as far forward as it does backwards! :D
It must be a quaint lil Suffolk thang, I got it too. :eek:

[Julie]

...i like the smell of my cats paws

[Paranoid Dave]

...i like the smell of my cats paws


Does that depend on what she's walked in? ;) How is the lovely Boo by the way.

[Julie]

Does that depend on what she's walked in? ;) How is the lovely Boo by the way.

No dave i only like the smell after she's been sleeping.
They smell all cosy and nice.
This fetish has been with me ever since i was young. x

[claicerrig]

Practising the Harp and learning how to Salsa Dance so i can shock all my mates at the Xmas Do!!! :eek:

[Nonnie]

They smell all cosy and nice.


I have just had to go sniff my cats feet to check this out. I don't like...I don't like.....They smell all right, just not very good. Eeeewwww. :D

[Albie]

I can make an ORIGAMI frog easy peasy. :D :D :eek: :eek:



How sad is that. :o :o :o :o :D

[Julie]

I have just had to go sniff my cats feet to check this out. I don't like...I don't like.....They smell all right, just not very good. Eeeewwww. :D

Philistine x

but at least you tried it Nonnie! i'm impressed that you gave it ago.

[Nonnie]

but at least you tried it Nonnie! i'm impressed that you gave it ago.

I fear no foe!

[Paranoid Dave]

This fetish has been with me ever since i was young. x

Julie, is it just me or are you shocked too that nobody has made a comment yet about you sniffing pussy? Next time I'm round maybe you'll let me have a go so I can see what the attraction is? :rolleyes:

[Collie_dog]

...i like the smell of my cats paws

Well i don't have a cat but i tried it with all 3 dogs, and i have to say i hope that cat smells better than dog....jeeeeze my dog paw stink, they smell like old socks!!! I hope you know what you're doing young lady sniffing cat paws, it'll lead you down a slippery slope, till you're sniffing much worse!!! :D

[Nonnie]

There are people all over the world sniffing animals. What have you done Julie and Ruth? What have you done?! And PD's gone a bit mental :lol:

[fatbloke]

Julie, is it just me or are you shocked too that nobody has made a comment yet about you sniffing pussy? Next time I'm round maybe you'll let me have a go so I can see what the attraction is? :rolleyes:

carefull lets not go to far please

[Kev Bunney]

I Can`t read !

[Collie_dog]

I Can`t read !

But admitting it is the first step to recovery...well done we're all behind you :D

[Banshee]

i got kicked out the marines for being to gobby.. can you beleve it? :rolleyes:

[Mand]

I'm an ace at roller skating. :burnout:

[Didge]

...i like the smell of my cats paws


My cat's paws smell biscuity. A bit like Rich Tea in fact.

[A Yerbury]

i got kicked out the marines for being to gobby.. can you beleve it? :rolleyes:

no, Quite frankly I dont, however I can believe that you ran the assault course backwards, had difficulty making your own bed, giggled a lot and were perhaps a bit too short, visually impaired and stupid even for the role of "cannon fodder"
AY.
relax folks he loves all this ;) !

[Julie]

My cat's paws smell biscuity. A bit like Rich Tea in fact.

Didge, thats it! thats what they smell of!!!!

[Julie]

Sammye

are you trying to win the prize for 'best thread'??

[SAMMYE]

Sammye

are you trying to win the prize for 'best thread'??

I see myself more as a "Martin Scorsese" type. Wouldnt turn the accolade down though ;)

[benjiwillik]

I once had to move house, as the guy that lived in flat above us died.....we only found out when the maggots started coming through the light fittings! It was in summer, and he had a heart attack, but when it happend all the doors and windows were shut, so no smell......untill they broke down his front door :eek: !

It was on the front page of the Leicester Mercury, and various web sites at the time (local members may remember it) and I still endure magot remarks today, but I'm not sure if it is for this reason! :D :eek:

[Ruth]

One of our members has a penchant for dressing up as big dog - can you guess who?

[Mand]

Please don't tell me you are shacked up with old dog???????

[Mand]

or even "an" old dog...... do you like PeteS4 impression......... ;)

[Ruth]

Please don't tell me you are shacked up with old dog???????

How dare you!
She'll bite you tonight if you're not careful!

[Mand]

I should be so lucky, I think Alexander would prefer that little treat!

[Julie]

:mad: :mad: OI :mad: :mad:

I really am MAD now.

I trusted you!

[Ruth]

:mad: :mad: OI :mad: :mad:

I really am MAD now.

I trusted you!

OOOOOooo, why, don't you know who it is? Is the suspense making you MAD?

:D

[Mand]

How says it was you? I thought it was Boo?

[JMo]

OOOOOooo, why, don't you know who it is? Is the suspense making you MAD?

:D

Yes Barking mad! - a hur hur hur (oooops, just peed my pants!)

xxx

[Julie]

not funny! :mad:

[Ruth]

Yes Barking mad! - a hur hur hur (oooops, just peed my pants!)

xxx


Laughing at your friends Jenifer?
You should be ashamed of yourself!


Hehehehehehehehehehehe

[Ruth]

not funny! :mad:

awwww, joooolie, why the long face?

Is it to go with the long ears?

Mwaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaaaaaaa

[JMo]

Actually, I heard that the Dog refused to bark - isn't that right?

xxx

[JMo]

I understood it was a sorry tail...

A hur hur xxx

[Ruth]

not funny! :mad:


awwwwww, or are you feeling a bit Ruff?

Oh lordy, somebody fetch me a surgeon, my sides have just split!

[Ruth]

Oh, and now Joo's not posted for a bit - maybe it's just a big paws.



ahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
oh, now i've peed too.

[A Yerbury]

[QUOTE=Ruth & Julie]Oh, and now Joo's not posted for a bit - maybe it's just a big paws.



QUOTE]

nah I bet shes on her knees lapping it up, as usual!......what a crazy kid!

[JMo]

nah I bet shes on her knees lapping it up, as usual!......what a crazy kid!

Careful old fella, we want Mutty, not smutty...

xxx

[Didge]

Going by the picture, I reckon it's just a big woof, but then, I could be barking up the wrong tree.

[Lost Again]

my parents dogs feet smell of cheese, possibly gorgonzola.
her coat however, does smell of biscuits. rather nice really.

[JMo]

Laughing at your friends Jenifer?

Friend, or chum?

Ahahahahahahahahahaha...

xxx

[A Yerbury]

Oi! less of the old! I am only 34 and a half.......(or 12 in Duncan years)

[JMo]

On a more serious note Ruthie - if Julie takes up Motocross racing, do you think she'll Winalot?

Ooooooooops - need the loo again!

xxx

[A Yerbury]

podium finishes? nah she doesnt have your pedigree..

[Ruth]

tell you what though, all that off-roading has made her fit as a butcher's wossname

[Ruth]

:mad: :mad: OI :mad: :mad:

I really am MAD now.

I trusted you!

I'm a bit worried about going home now - do you think her bark is worse than her bite?

Somebody stop me!

[SteveSki]

Just get her to sit, and explain it to her properly......
I'm sure she'll be all ears.......

[A Yerbury]

kip at a friends this evening and let sleeping dogs lie.

[Didge]

I'm a bit worried about going home now - do you think her bark is worse than her bite?

Somebody stop me!

It depends on her pedigree, chum.

[SteveSki]

Not unless she's climbing up the walls with anger.....

[Didge]

Is this any particular persons friend?

[SAMMYE]

No Bone jokes please

[Julie]

growwwwwlllllll!!!!

[SteveSki]

Think i'll be trying some doggy tonight......try and bury my bone....

[JMo]

podium finishes? nah she doesnt have your pedigree..

Nooooooo - she's good - it'll be a walk in the park...

xxx

[JMo]

I understand the MMM rep is organising a major rideout in the near future - taking in Barking, Yapton, Collyweston and ending up in Kenilworth for a nice cup of tea...

xxx

[Julie]

Nooooooo - she's good - it'll be a walk in the park...

xxx

I'll just follow your lead .....

[Didge]

Nooooooo - she's good - it'll be a walk in the park...

xxx


She's already been to the park. Look...............

[SAMMYE]

errrrr Didge!!! :eek:

[Didge]

errrrr Didge!!! :eek:

Well....we're all mates here, and we don't want to hide anything from each other, do we? I just didn't want any unfortunate to step in it, that's all.
To be forwarned etc.........