What do you see?

[Julie]

So tell me what do you see above the Aga?

Lets just say i know what I see....

[A Yerbury]

where is the option for "I dont see the photo?"

[Julie]

where is the option for "I dont see the photo?"
AARRRRGGGGHHH!!!!

[spacemonkey]

Disgusting, filthy diatribe!!! MODERATOR???

Oh, and I see tulips about to bloom.

[Banshee]

the doors are shut but ill take a stab at jacket potatos, its always jacket potatos in an arga. :o

[claicerrig]

Pawns from a Chess set ? :confused:

[Mand]

I see a nice bit of tiling with tidy grouting.

Who would live in a house like this? :eek:

[Kev Bunney]

At first all I could see were the urns, but upon closer looking can detect a falic symbol or 2 ! Buggers to move those Aga`s I can tell you !!

[grunter]

knobsville :eek:

[Didge]

Dildo heaven dah-lings. They should bring a smile to certain faces, should they not?

[brewhaha]

A hideous picture!

[Ade]

I see grass being dried above the aga,

[walkingpictures]

I see a nice bit of tiling with tidy grouting.

Who would live in a house like this? :eek:

Top girlie Mand,nice to see a diplomatiic answer

:)

Kimbo

[BoozyBOB]

jools..you have been looking at to many cartoons.....
and now have a warped mind...so what do you see....(and how would you know what it looks like.. ;) )

[Bob Dixon]

Now this sort of thing is more like it! This is proper humour, just like when were at primary school ..........I think that I`ll send this to Esther Rantzen at 'That's Life'. She knew a good gag when she saw one. More please........

[A Yerbury]

sausages! geddit!?

[Bob Dixon]

Indeed I do Yerbs.....and welcome back!
Esther was being interviewed the other day and admitted that a member of the production crew stapled the famous skateboarding duck's feet to the skateboard. They didn`t do this once, they did it several times so the 'gag' could be repeated. This sounds like the kind of thing that Otis Ferry would enjoy doing. It also highlights why sane people amongst us should view the media with suspicion at all times. Your post has now shattered my illusions about Wolf, and his mane of magnificient King Charles locks.......I`m not referring to the current Prince of Wales by the way....he's not the King yet and his barnet is lacking somewhat, no I`m refering to the long deceased spaniel fanatic.
Now then; has anybody got a penis shaped like a carrot?

[Julie]

Hello Mr Bob

Do you ever read your PM's?

[diogenes]

Presumably the dead flowers/drying herbs are to ward off dead......

[Richy Rich]

Hey,
Who did those carvings of my hooter. Cheeky buggers.

[A Yerbury]

does your hooter not veer to the left? all the best ones do..

[Richy Rich]

Blimey Alex, now I feel a bit found out and oddly a bit gay. I think that was a bit too intimate. I'm going to get dressed immediately. I really need to wash this dressing gown anyway.

[The Kevlar Kid]

Oh dear, was that intentional???????????? :lol:

[A Yerbury]

removed due to "lunchtime wine humour goggle distortion" not actually very amusing and not of my usual standards alas nothing to see folks!

[Julie]

I think they wanted to do cu nts initially but they can be a bit tricky so they did co cks instead.
Is that the story of your life Mr Burberry?

[A Yerbury]

Very funny darlin, however the c unts are easy to spot its the c lits that get tricky? You can be quite a funny lass when you make the effort. more of this please and less "ohh look' a wooden knob"
ciao.
AY.xxx

[A Yerbury]

Is that the story of your life Mr Burberry?

This casual homophobia is outrageous! if I did?.. and I dont (well... I tried, it was rubbish) then that would be that, but I dont, but if I did???? then that would be fine. surely?